Good Jokes

Joke: Two cupcakes are in the oven together cooking and one of them says "If we don't get out of here alive, I love you man."

The other cupcake says "Oh my gosh... A talking cupcake!"

Joke: Yo mama's so heavy, her picture fell off the wall.

Joke: If meat is murder what is cake?

Joke: Why does the United States need 53 states?

Joke: Why did somebody get shot just before the 100 meter dash?