Good Jokes

Joke: Why did the kid wear swim trunks made of francium to the pool party?

Joke: Chuck Norris gets his cereal from the Home Depot.

Joke: Do you want to hear a math joke?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Disco!
Disco who?
Disconnected...

Joke: Girl, if I could rearrange the periodic table I would put uranium and iodine together.