4 ratings
0 saves
Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
UPS.
UPS who?
... Just UPS, I need your signature.
8 ratings
2 saves
Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
I scream.
I scream who?
What are you? An angry owl?
22 ratings
0 saves
Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop who?
Haha. Gross.
10 ratings
3 saves
Joke: Hydrogen walks up to Oxygen and says, "You stole my electron!"
Oxygen says, "Are you sure?"
"I'm positive!" replies Hydrogen.
6 ratings
0 saves
Joke: What did Argon say to Potassium after he lost his electron?
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