Good Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, when she plays Mortal Kombat Scorpion tells her "Stay over there!"

Joke: Yo mama's so poor, when she goes to KFC she licks other people's fingers.

Joke: The only reason Charlie Sheen was ever winning was because Chuck Norris wasn't playing.

Joke: Chuck Norris gave somebody a bone marrow transplant. Wolverine is very thankful.

Joke: Chuck Norris played with LEGO's once as a kid. The Egyptians took credit for it.