Good Jokes

Joke: Only in America do banks leave both vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Theresa!
Theresa who?
Theresa courier for you!

Joke: Most people use pepper to make themselves sneeze, Chuck Norris uses pepper spray.

Joke: If you could look under the continent of China it says "Made by Chuck Norris."

Joke: Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the 13th... The next day he won the lottery.