Good Jokes

Joke: What is a geometry student's favorite place?

Joke: A man and his wife are setting up their new computer. When it comes time to pick the password, he types in "my_brain" but the computer rejects it. His wife says "I told you it was too small."

Joke: A student got sodium chlorite in his mouth and became very sick.

Joke: When was meat so high?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Obama!
Obama who?
Obama self, can you be my friend?