Good Jokes

Joke: John asked his friend, "How's everything?"

His friend replied, "I'm just happy to be breathing."

John said, "You should have bigger aspirations bro."

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dexter!
Dexter who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly.

Joke: What kind of music does a rabbit listen to?

Joke: Two random variables were sitting in a library. They were trying to be discrete but I could hear their chatter continuously.

Joke: Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the 13th... The next day he won the lottery.