Good Jokes

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Lego!
Lego who?
Lego to the movies!

Joke: Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware store?

Joke: A man walks up to a janitor and asks him, "Don't you ever get tired of cleaning."

The man, taken back, says, "Excuse me sir. I'll let you know I have children at Harvard, Yale, and MIT."

The other man replies, "Oh really? I'm sorry, what classes are they taking?"

The janitor replies, "Nah, they're janitors."

Joke: What is cesium and iodine's favorite TV show?

Joke: What did the egg say to the frying pan?