Good Jokes

Joke: What do you get when you send a cow to Alaska?

Joke: Chuck Norris runs on the treadmill until it gets tired.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Sarah!
Sarah who?
Sarah doctor in the house?! I've got a belly ache.

Joke: A man walks into his doctor's office with a carrot in his ear and a banana in his nose. He asks, "What's wrong doc?"

The doctor replies, "You're not eating right."

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, every time she gets the mail animal control gets called.