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Joke: What is cesium and iodine's favorite TV show?


Punch line: CSI.


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Joke: What did the egg say to the frying pan?


Punch line: You crack me up!


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Joke: How do you catch a squirrel?


Punch line: Climb up a tree and act like a nut.


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Joke: Did you hear that the man who invented the Hokey Pokey died? They couldn't get him into the coffin because they put his left leg in, and then his left leg out. Then they put his left leg in and they shook him all about!


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Joke: A boss finds one of his blonde employees crying in her cubicle. He asks her what's wrong and she tells him, "My mom died!"

He tells her, "I'm sorry, you should take the rest of the day off to be with your family."

The blonde replies, "But that's not even the worse thing that happened... My sister just called, and her mom died too!"


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