Good Jokes

Joke: What is thin, white and scary?

Joke: Why didn't Platinum fit in with Gold and Silver?

Joke: Tom walks into his boss' office and tells him, "Sir, I know things are going the best around here but I have three companies that have contacted me recently. I would like a raise."

His boss agrees and after debating the amount for a while they agree on a 5 percent raise. When Tom gets up to leave his boss asks him, "What companies contacted you?"

Tom smiles and says, "The cable, electric, and water company."

Joke: What did the baby computer say when he saw his father?

Joke: Teacher: If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the-
Chemistry student: Precipitate, I know.