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Joke: A man walks into his doctor's office with a carrot in his ear and a banana in his nose. He asks, "What's wrong doc?"

The doctor replies, "You're not eating right."


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Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, every time she gets the mail animal control gets called.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Lego!
Lego who?
Lego to the movies!


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Joke: Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware store?


Punch line: He wanted to find a tight seal!


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Joke: A man walks up to a janitor and asks him, "Don't you ever get tired of cleaning."

The man, taken back, says, "Excuse me sir. I'll let you know I have children at Harvard, Yale, and MIT."

The other man replies, "Oh really? I'm sorry, what classes are they taking?"

The janitor replies, "Nah, they're janitors."


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