Joke #2183

32 ratings
6 saves

Joke: A cowboy strolls into town on his horse fireball and goes straight to the saloon. He drinks straight whiskey for a few hours, never moving except to take another drink. When he's done he gets up and walks out of the saloon.

He immediately runs back in and yells, "Alright! Who took fireball?" But nobody makes a noise.

He continues, "Okay, I'm gonna give y'all to the count of three then we're gonna have a repeat of what happened back in '71."

"ONE!" He pauses and nobody moves a muscle.

"TWO!" Everybody braces for impending doom.

"Here it comes... THR..."

He is interrupted by a man in the saloon, "Wait! It was just a joke mister. Your horse is right out back... By the way, what'd you do in '71?"

The cowboy looks him dead in the eye and says, "I had to walk home."


Show Your Support :)

Joke Discussion

Similar Jokes

2 ratings
0 saves

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Theresa!
Theresa who?
Theresa courier for you!


Show Your Support :)


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+

1 ratings
0 saves

Joke: What did the provolone say to the cheddar on picture day?


Punch line: Looking sharp.


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+

1 ratings
0 saves

Joke: How does a lion treat other animals in the jungle?


Punch line: Pleased to eat you!


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+

1 ratings
0 saves

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Al!
Al who?
Al give you a hug if you open the door!


Show Your Support :)


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+

2 ratings
0 saves

Joke: Why did 1/5 go to the masseuse?


Punch line: He was two-tenths.


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+