29 ratings
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Joke: Why does nobody talk to pi?
61 ratings
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Joke: Three men are traveling though the dessert and they are very thirsty. They come to a mysterious water slide in the middle of the dessert that has instructions at the top: "Slide down and yell the drink of your choice and at the bottom you will find a pool of that beverage."
The three men are very excited. The first man slides down and yells "Milk!" He then falls into a pool of water.
The next man goes down and yells "Lemonade!" He falls into a pool full of it.
The final man goes down and overwhelmed with excitement he yells "Weeee!"
54 ratings
3 saves
Joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7?
23 ratings
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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Nobody
Nobody who?
...
29 ratings
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Joke: A new father is sitting down with his father for a drink. His dad tells him, "Now that you're a father yourself it's time I give you something."
He replies, "Dad, you're not talking about-."
His father interrupts, "Yes. It's time." With this he hands him a copy of '1000 Dad Jokes, 6th Edition' to his son.
He says with a tear in his eye, "Dad, I'm honored."
"Hi honored," his father replies, "I'm dad."
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