Good Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris was once challenged to a breathe holding contest by a fish. Needless to say, the fish drowned.

Joke: A man's children were curious about their names. The man's daughter asked him, "Dad, how did i get my name?" The father replied, "Well, you were laying down under a tree and a rose fell on your head, so i named you rose."

The second daughter asked, "Dad, how did i get MY name?" The father replied. "Well, you were laying down under a tree and a lily fell on your head, so i named you Lily."

Then his son came in the room and yelled, "RAAAAAAAHHHHHHRRRRRR!!!"

The father replied, "Shut up, Brick!"

Joke: Why was the function not scared of getting differentiated?

Joke: Do you want to hear a great joke about sodium?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking for ten minutes!