Good Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, the computer told her to "Press any key" and she searched for the 'any' key for hours before giving up.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she doesn't wear a tutu, she wears a fourfour!

Joke: A woman had twin babies and fell asleep immediately after. A couple of weeks later she finally wakes up and asks the doctor "Where is my baby?!"

The doctor replies "They are both fine, you have a beautiful boy and girl. Your husband went back to work and you were out so long that your brother named them."

The woman looked concerned "Oh no. What did he name them?"

"He named the girl Denise," The doctor replies.

The woman, relieved "Well that's not so bad. What about the boy?"

"Denephew."

Joke: What should you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

Joke: My brother responded very badly to going to jail. He always yells at everybody, steals, and refuses to drink or eat.

It's the last time we play Monopoly.