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Joke: A teacher was giving a lesson on blood circulation. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said "Now, students, if I stood on my head the blood, as you know, would rush into it, and I should turn red in the face."
"Yes, sir." the boys
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position, my feet don't turn red from blood?"
Little Johnny shouted "It's because your feet aren't empty."
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Joke: Why do mathematicians get confused between Halloween and Christmas?
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Joke: Dear math, why do you keep asking us to find your x, isn't it clear that she doesn't want you anymore? Don't ask y.
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Joke: Chuck Norris is the proud inventor of the straw. His enemies must eat some how.
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Joke: Some people claim they can bend spoons with their minds. Chuck Norris bends minds with his spoon.
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