Good Jokes

Joke: Where does the general put his armies?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Euripides!
Euripides who?
Euripides pants and I'm gonna be mad!

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she crushed me with her shadow.

Joke: How do you know when the moon is going broke?

Joke: My brother responded very badly to going to jail. He always yells at everybody, steals, and refuses to drink or eat.

It's the last time we play Monopoly.