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Joke: A blonde was taking helicopter lessons and she was finally ready to try it on her own. The instructor told her to radio him every 1000 feet to make sure everything was okay.

At 1000 feet she radioed him, "Everything is fine."

At 2000 feet she radioed him, "Everything is fine, just getting a little cold."

But before she reached 3000 feet the helicopter began to slowly come down. It crashed into the ground ruining the helicopter, but the blonde was fine. The instructor ran to her side to comfort her, "What happened?"

She replied, "I told you it was getting cold. So I shut off the giant fan."


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Rufus
Rufus who?
Rufus the most important part of your house.


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Joke: A kid takes a chemistry test, but in order to pass the class he has to get a perfect score on the test. He studied hard, but when he gets it back he got 1 question wrong. The question was "How many valence electrons does hydrogen have?" In a rush he answered "2".

Depressed, he walks home. But as he is walking he kicks a random lamp. He picks up the lamp and suddenly a genie flies out of it. He says "I will grant you one wish!"

The kid replies "I wish got that question right," and the universe explodes.


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Joke: Chuck Noris threw a grenade, it killed 50 people. Then it exploded.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ya!
Ya who?
Nope, Google.


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