Good Jokes

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Rufus
Rufus who?
Rufus the most important part of your house.

Joke: A kid takes a chemistry test, but in order to pass the class he has to get a perfect score on the test. He studied hard, but when he gets it back he got 1 question wrong. The question was "How many valence electrons does hydrogen have?" In a rush he answered "2".

Depressed, he walks home. But as he is walking he kicks a random lamp. He picks up the lamp and suddenly a genie flies out of it. He says "I will grant you one wish!"

The kid replies "I wish got that question right," and the universe explodes.

Joke: Chuck Noris threw a grenade, it killed 50 people. Then it exploded.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ya!
Ya who?
Nope, Google.

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, not even blind people can look at her.