Good Jokes

Joke: Why did the clock break?

Joke: Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

Joke: What do people soak their dentures in?

Joke: Little Tommy asks his mom if he can have some animal crackers. His mom gives him a box of crackers and tells him he can have a few. His mom leaves and comes back in a few minutes finding all of the crackers on the floor with Tommy looking through them. His mother asks "What are you doing Tommy?"

Tommy replies "It said don't eat if the seal was already broken. But I can't find a seal!"

Joke: What do you called a pampered cow?