Good Jokes

Joke: As a kid Chuck Norris burned ants with a magnifying glass... At night.

Joke: What's wrong with unemployment jokes?

Joke: A kid asks his dad, "What does gay mean?"

His dad replies, "It means happy."

The kid asks, "Are you gay dad?"

The father replies, "No, son. I'm married."

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Grab
Grab who?
Not me!

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, not even a calender would give her a date.