Good Jokes

Joke: What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

Joke: Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"

Client: "After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning, I'm beginning to think I didn't."

Joke: Why didn't the duck cross the grill?

Joke: Consider every set of numbers that have not been considered...

Joke: Why did the chemist hit the other chemist with a periodic table before their camping trip?