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Joke: Why didn't Platinum fit in with Gold and Silver?


Punch line: He isn't a part of their family.


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Joke: If alcohol and driving don't mix, why does my car run off of ethanol?


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Joke: What did the man say when he was cooled to absolute zero?


Punch line: Nothing, he was 0K.


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Joke: What's a pessimist's favorite compound?


Punch line: Nitrogen oxide (NO).


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Joke: Why didn't the chicken not cross the road?


Punch line: So he wouldn't get laughed at.


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