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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Pasture!
Pasture who?
Pasture bedtime, isn't it?


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Joke: Mathematician: Hey girl what's your sign?
Girl: I'm a Libra... Why?
Mathematician: I could have swore your sine was π/2, because you're the one.
Girl: No...


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Joke: Two chemists walk into a bar and the first one says, "I'll have some H2O."

The second says, "I'll have some water too. Why'd you say 'H2O'? We aren't at work."

The first chemist excuses himself and weeps in the bathroom.
His assassination plot had failed.


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Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.


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Joke: Organic chemists study carbon compounds.
Biochemists study carbon compounds that crawl.


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