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Joke: A doctor, a priest, and an army general are all flying in a plane together. To help the people the doctor drops a first aid kit and the priest drops a bible. The army general has nothing else to drop so he drops a grenade.

They land on the ground and first they find a man playing with the bandages from the first aid kit. Next they find a man unconscious on the ground with the bible next to him. Finally they come to a young boy who is laughing hysterically. When they ask him what is so funny he replies "My grandpa farted and my house exploded!"


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Joke: Jalapenos dare each other to taste Chuck Norris.


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Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she's the only person who can legally carry around 100 kilo of crack!


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Joke: Yo mama is so mean, she has no standard deviation.


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Joke: Why did the dalmatian need glasses?


Punch line: He was seeing spots.


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