Good Jokes

Joke: The captain of a cruise ship has a parrot. Him and his parrot go to the magic show on board every night. and every night the parrot calls the magician out on his trickery , "It's up his sleeve!", "There is a hole in his hat!", "There's a fake bottom!"

So finely one day the magician gets so fed up with the parrot he pulls out a gun, shoots at the bird, misses the bird and hits the boiler. This causes the ship to blow up into bits.

The magician grabs onto a piece of floating wood and the parrot lands on his shoulder. The parrot looks at him and says, "I give up, where's the boat?"

Joke: Why did Sally fall of the swing?
Because she had no arms!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Not Sally

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Otto!
Otto who?
Otto look through your peephole.

Joke: Chuck Norris visited Iraq once. The U.S. immediately began a search for weapons of mass destruction.

Joke: Why did the golfer get thrown out of the scorer's tent?