Good Jokes

Joke: Knock knock WHO'S THERE Eat EAT WHO? Not me! (I hope) DON'T EAT ME NOW!!! I AM TO YOUNG TO BE EATEN!!!!!

Joke: Why did the pupil wear sports shirt to school even though he was supposed to wear his school uniform which isn't sports shirts? Because he wanted to SKIP school!

Joke: What do you call a king that jumps?

Joke: Chuck Norris is a firm believer in warming up before you workout. He always does an Ironman before working out.

Joke: How many minimalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?