Good Jokes

Joke: Why did the boy throw butter out his window?

Joke: Mathematician: You're a 10
Girlfriend: Awe thank you.
Mathematician: In base 2...
Girlfriend: ...

Joke: Why can't chemists live in every state?

Joke: A blonde and a brunette are walking in the forest when they spot a forest fire. The blonde starts to put her running shoes on and the brunette tells her "There is no way you can outrun the fire."

The blonde replies "Don't have to... I just have to outrun you."

Joke: Two men were walking through a forest and spotted an aggressive looking bear. The first man took his running shoes out of his backpack and started to put them on. The second man said "You really think you can outrun that bear?"

The first man replied "Don't have to... I just have to outrun you."