Good Jokes

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Pea catch!
Pea catch who?
I choose you!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
The interrupting pirate!
The Interr-
Arrrrrrrg you gonna let me in or not?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Phillip!
Phillip who?
Fill up your pool! I wanna take a dip!

Joke: I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me... Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

Joke: Chuck Norris urinated near a truck once. We now know that truck as Optimus Prime.