Good Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris watches Blue-ray all the time... On his record player.

Joke: What do you call a cat that sues a cat?

Joke: You know what makes me smile?

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she heard it was chilly outside and went to grab her bowl.

Joke: Two blondes are standing on opposite sides of a river. One yells to the other, "How did you get to the other side!"

The other blonde replies "Don't ask me, you're the one on the other side."