Good Jokes

Joke: A lawyer is getting out of his Rolls Royce and a truck slams into his car. He yells, "What the heck are you doing?!"

The driver replies, "Are you serious, you car so much about money you didn't even notice your arm is missing?"

At this point the lawyer freaks out, "And my Rolex!"

Joke: Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the 13th... The next day he won the lottery.

Joke: Two random variables were sitting in a library. They were trying to be discrete but I could hear their chatter continuously.

Joke: What kind of music does a rabbit listen to?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dexter!
Dexter who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly.