Good Jokes

Joke: Why does Earth make fun of all of the other planets?

Joke: A blonde started riding a horse. She jumped right on and the horse took off. She soon lost control and began flailing her arms around trying to regain control; she thought she was a goner for sure. If it wasn't for the Walmart greeter unplugging it who knows what could have happened.

Joke: When the police dial 911 they get Chuck Norris.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she saw "under 17 not admitted" so she brought 16 of her friends.

Joke: Why are so many chemists alcoholics?