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Joke: A woman with brown hair goes to the doctor and tells him "Doctor! I think something is really wrong. My entire body hurts when I touch it." She touches her arm, legs, and stomach screaming in pain each time.

The doctor looks at her for a second and asks "Do you dye your hair?"

The woman surprised says "Yeah I'm naturally blonde. How did you know?"

The doctor replies "That's what I thought, your finger is broken."


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Joke: Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke?


Punch line: It might crack up!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Raymond!
Raymond who?
Raymond me again, what was I supposed to get at the store?
Raymond = remind


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Joke: What is thin, white and scary?


Punch line: Homework.


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Joke: Why didn't Platinum fit in with Gold and Silver?


Punch line: He isn't a part of their family.


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