Good Jokes

Joke: Two brothers, Timmy and Tommy, are very mischievous so they are sent to a religious reform school.

Almost immediately Timmy gets in trouble and is sent to the principle's office. The large principle looks at Timmy and asks "Do you know where God is?" Timmy's eyes get large but he doesn't say a word. The principle asks again louder "Do you know where God is?!" Timmy suddenly runs out of the room screaming.

Tommy discovers his brother crying in the corner of their room and asks him "What's wrong?"

Timmy responds "They don't know where God is and they think I took him!"

Joke: Why did the mathematician spill all of his food in the oven?

Joke: What did the traffic light say to the other traffic light?

Joke: Jesus could walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

Joke: Why did the chicken cross the playground?