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Joke: What do you get when you cross a pig with an dolphin?


Punch line: A visit from the Scientific Professional Ethics Committee and the immediate withdrawal of all of your research funding.


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Joke: A man with no arms went to a guitar shop. He grabs a guitar and asks the owner of the establishment, "How much for this one?"

The owner replies, "$300. If you don't mind me asking, how are you going to use it?"

The man replies, "I'll just play it by ear..."


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Joke: What is carbon-14's favorite video game?


Punch line: Half-life!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
The KGB
The KGB...
*slap* The KGB will ask the questions here!


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Joke: A tree walks into a bank and asks for a loan. The teller says, "You'll have to speak to our branch manager."


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