Good Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

Joke: When Chuck Norris robs a bank he phones it in.

Joke: A bartender says "We don't serve time travelers here!"

A time traveler walks into a bar.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
John Smith Alexander Thomas Eisenhower William Joesph Harvey Jr. the third!
...
That's what I thought.

Joke: What did the tree wear to the pool party?