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Joke: a blind man walks into a bar...... and a table, and a stool.


Punch line: he's blind therefore he walks into different items. The bar representing a counter-top.


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Joke: Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Can i knock on your door some more?


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Joke: What do you get if you combine a turtle and a porcupine?


Punch line: A slow-poke


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Joke: My mother always told me, 'Boy, if somebody asks you a stupid question, you give them a stupid answer.' The cops walked up to my car, 'Would you like to step out of the car?' I said, 'Hell no, it's hot! I got the air conditioner on. How about you hop in here with me?'


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Joke: Where do pigs like going in London?


Punch line: Pig Pen!


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