Good Jokes

Joke: What kind of plant do you put in a cake?

Joke: Do you believe in one God?
Mathematician: Yes, up to isomorphism!

Joke: Water: Oleic acid, I don't think I can be with you.
Oleic acid: Is it because I'm fat?

Joke: A blonde woman wanted to make her mother proud by naming her first child after her favorite brother. When she introduced her mom to the baby she said "Mom, say hi to 'Uncle John'!"

Joke: Why do seagulls live near the sea?