Good Jokes

Joke: Why did the dog cross the road twice?

Joke: How often can you enjoy a good joke about elements?

Joke: Why were the Romans so great at algebra?

Joke: A woman is pulled over and the officer asks her for her license. He looks at it and says "Ma'm, your license says you should be wearing glasses?"

The woman replies "I have contacts sir."

The officer gets mad and yells "I don't care who you know, you're getting a ticket!"

Joke: Why did the boy throw butter out his window?