Good Jokes

Joke: What is a sea monster's favorite snack?

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she went to Sea World to get baptized.

Joke: A blonde girl is at a ventriloquist act. The ventriloquist starts to tell a bunch of blonde jokes and everybody in the room is laughing hysterically.

The blonde girl stands up and yells "Hey jerk! Not all blondes are dumb. You need to stop with the cheap jokes!"

The ventriloquist says "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to-"

The blonde interrupts him "Stay out of it! I was talking to the little man on your leg."

Joke: What did the penny say to the other penny?

Joke: Chuck Norris was once bit by a deadly venomous snake... After days of agony, the snake died.