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Joke: What do you call a spaceship with a broken air-conditioning unit?


Punch line: A frying saucer.


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Joke: A woman is at a gas station when she noticed a spaceship landing in front of her. An alien stepped out of the spaceship and started to pump gas into it.

The woman noticed that "UFO" was printed on the side of the ship. She turned to the alien and asked "Doesn't UFO stand for unidentified flying object?" The alien answered "No, it stands for unleaded fuel only!"


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Joke: What's E.T. short for?


Punch line: He doesn't have legs.


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Joke: Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Three bananas and orange!
Three bananas and orange who?
Three bananas and orange you glad we all knocked together.


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Joke: Why did the pig go into the kitchen?


Punch line: It felt like bacon.


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