Good Jokes

Joke: Once upon a time, there were two boys named "trouble" and "none of your business". one day, they were playing hide and seek. trouble hid and none of your business seeked. a policeman came by and asked "what is your name?" to none of you business. he answered "none of your business". the police got angry and said "are you looking for trouble!?" none of your buisiness replied "Yes I sure am!"

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she opened her email just so she could eat the spam.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dewey!
Dewey who?
Dewey have time to drink some tea!?

Joke: When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, his mother checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Joke: Once Chuck Norris broke the law. They still haven't put it back together.