Good Jokes

Joke: What is the definition of a farmer?

Joke: yo mama so stupid she put a quarter inside the vending machine and it told her she needed a dime so she thought it was speaking Spanish so supposedly its said "dime" so she said "coca"

Joke: Where do fish sleep?

Joke: A pharmacist goes out for lunch and when he comes back he finds a man sitting on the floor twitching. He asks his assistant, "What exactly is going on?"

His assistant replies, "This man came in looking for cough syrup."

The pharmacist replies, "Well, what'd you give him?"

The assistant replies, "Laxatives." The pharmacist asks why so and the assistant replies, "He doesn't want to cough anymore..."

Joke: A man and his wife are both mathematicians. He is leaving for the store so he asks his wife if she wants anything. She yells in his face, "4!"

He wonders why she yelled at him, but thinks for a moment and brings back two dozen eggs.