Good Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris runs on the treadmill until it gets tired.

Joke: Three statisticians go hunting together and spot a deer. The first one aims and overshoots slightly. The second aims and undershoots slightly. The third one throws his gun down and yells "we got him!"

Joke: The Nigerian Government is now offering a $3 million reward for the safe return of the missing girls. All you have to provide is your name, address, date of birth, bank details, and mother's maiden name.

Joke: Are you made of selenium, xenon, and Yttrium? Because you are SeXeY.

Joke: What do dogs celebrate on October 31st?