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Joke: Mathematicians and rappers have a lot in common.


Punch line: For reals?


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Joke: Why did the hipster burn his lips?


Punch line: He drank coffee before it was cool.


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Joke: Old chemists don't die, they just slowly become inorganic chemists.


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Joke: Why is gold such a thrifty element?


Punch line: It has a lot of free electrons.


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Joke: Little Johnny's next door neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Little Johnny's family to come over and see their new baby. At the neighbor's home, Little Johnny leaned over the crib and touched the baby's hand. He looked at its mother and said, "Oh, what a beautiful little baby!" The mother said, "Thank you very much, Little Johnny." He then said, "This baby has perfect little hands and perfect little feet. Why... just look at his pretty little eyes. Did his doctor say he can see good?" The Mother said, "Why, yes... his doctor said he has 20/20 vision." Little Johnny said, "Well, it's a darn good thing, cause he sure as heck can't wear glasses!"


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