Good Jokes

Joke: The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray, “Take only one. God is watching.” Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. One child whispered to another, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.

Joke: Why don't they play poker in the jungle?

Joke: Where do pigs like going in London?

Joke: Yo mama so ugly when she log in to gta5 she got a 5-star rating.

Joke: Why can't you trust atoms?