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Joke: A man called his child's doctor and said: “My son snatched my pen and swallowed it. What do i do?”, and the doctor said: “Until i can get there use a different pen.”


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Joke: What’s red and bad for your teeth?


Punch line: A brick!


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Joke: What’s Forrest Gump's password?


Punch line: 1forrest1


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Joke: What’s grey and can’t fly?


Punch line: A parking lot.


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Joke: 1. You can't wash yours eyes with soap. 2. You can't count your hair. 3. You can't breath through your nose with your tongue out. 4. You just tried # 3. 6. When you did 3 you realized it was possible, but you looked like a dog when you did it. 7. You're smiling right now because you were fooled. 8. You skipped # 5. 9. You just checked to see if there was a 5. Add a comment if I got you!


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