44 ratings
8 saves
Joke: There is a blonde, brunette, and a red head running away from a bad guy and they decide to hide in a barn. They all quickly find hiding spots. The red head hides behind a cow, the brunette hides behind a horse, and the blonde hides behind a sack of potatoes.
The bad guy comes in and when he passes the cow the red head says "Moo!". When he passes the horse the brunette says "Nay!" Finally he comes to the potatoes and the blonde says "PO-TA-TOE!"
23 ratings
4 saves
Joke: A blonde walks into a bar yelling, "65 days!"
A guy asks her, "What's in 65 days?"
The blonde replies, "I completed the puzzle in 65 days! The box said 2 to 4 years!"
11 ratings
3 saves
Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, not even a calender would give her a date.
11 ratings
2 saves
Joke: A blonde asks her brunette friend, "Do you know what IDK stands for?"
Her friend replies, "I don't know."
The blonde replies, "OMG nobody does!"
22 ratings
1 saves
Joke: A panda walks into a bar and after thinking it over, the bartender lets him stay. The panda eats his dinner and asks for a check. He looks at the check, nods his head, and shoots the waiter in the knee. The bartender runs over and looks at the table. The panda had left an open dictionary of the table, turned to the page with 'panda' on it. He reads the description "Panda; n. Large mammal from central Asia. Eats shoots and leaves."
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