Good Jokes

Joke: What's the worst part of buying a nice twelve year old scotch?

Joke: Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

Joke: What do you call the white umbrella and too small to cover you from rain?

Joke: A man and his wife are both mathematicians. He is leaving for the store so he asks his wife if she wants anything. She yells in his face, "4!"

He wonders why she yelled at him, but thinks for a moment and brings back two dozen eggs.

Joke: Chuck Norris drove across the country in a car without gas... Or an engine.