Good Jokes

Joke: For Chuck Norris the first time's the charm.

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't need the Heimlich maneuver when he's choking. Just give him some Drano.

Joke: Why did the ghost go to the bar?

Joke: If your wife and lawyer are dangling off of a cliff, what choice do you have?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Your car!
My car who?
Your car who needs a tune-up! My engines knocking!