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Joke: Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?


Punch line: Because it's pointless!


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Joke: Police Officer Nico receives a call from his chief. His chief tells him "Nico. I'm sorry but you're going to have to arrest your mother."

Nico starts to reply "Chief-" but is interrupted by his chief.

"Nico, I know it's hard, but it's part of the job."

Nico pauses and replies "Sir, I was just going to ask for backup."


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Joke: A guy is in a car accident and he breaks both of his legs. He calls the police and they ask him what street he is on and he says "I'm on Schlepsentle Road."

The officer says "Can you spell that sir?"

The man thinks for a while and answers "I'll crawl over to Oak."


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Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, she scared the crap out of the toilet.


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Joke: Why do dragons hate birthdays?


Punch line: They can't blow out the candles.


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