Good Jokes

Joke: What did the cannibal get when he came home late for dinner?

Joke: What do you call a mean - tempered horse?

Joke: A girl brings her boyfriend to her house to meet her parents. While eating dinner, the father asks her boyfriend, "So what are you studying?"

He replies, "Philosophy."

The father asks, "What are you going to do with that?"

The boy replies, "I'm not sure, but God will provide."

The father, stunned, then asks, "Do you have any aspirations at all?"

The boy again replies, "No, but I have faith that God will provide."

Later the girl asks her father what he thought. He tells her, "I like him. He's stupid and has no life plans. But he thinks I'm God!"

Joke: What kind of candy gets the giggles?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Doris!
Doris who?
Doris coming off the hinges if you don't answer it!