Good Jokes

Joke: Brothers and sisters, I have none, but this man's father is my father's son.

Joke: A 90 year old woman goes on a date with a 91 year old man. When she gets home to her daughter she tells her "I had to slap him 4 times."

The daughter asks "Was he getting fresh?"

The old woman replies "No, I thought he had expired!"

Joke: Why didn't the duck cross the grill?

Joke: What's E.T. short for?

Joke: What do frogs wear in the summer?